— Do animals talk to each other?

— Of course they talk to each other.

— What do they talk about?

— They talk about other animals.

— What else do they talk about?

— They talk about food and the weather.

— Do they talk about us?

— Of course they talk about us.

— What do they say about us?

— They say that we are funny-looking.

— Ha! We’re not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.

— We’re funny-looking because we wear clothes.