— Do you love me? Do you really love me?

— Of course.

— Prove it.

— How can I prove it?

— Take me to dinner.

— That’s it? That’s all I have to do?

— Take me to a nice restaurant, not to McDonald’s.

— But a nice restaurant costs money.

— Yes, and you have to make a reservation. .

— That’s such a hassle.

— I knew you didn’t love me.

— Okay, okay! I’ll make a reservation right now.