— I’m worried.

— Worried about what?

— I’m getting married.

— You should be happy, not worried.

— I am happy, but marriage is a lot of responsibility.

— Yes, you have to take care of your wife.

— And I have to take care of our children.

— Are you going to start a family?

— Yes. We want to have a little boy and a little girl.

— That sounds wonderful.

— Except we can’t afford it!

— No wonder you’re worried.