— Are you married?

— No. I’m divorced.

— When did you get divorced?

— I got divorced two years ago.

— Why did you get divorced?

— My wife left me.

— Why did she leave you?

— She said she didn’t love me anymore.

— Wow! That’s terrible.

— Yes, it was.

— Why didn’t she love you anymore?

— She fell in love with my best friend.