— Let’s go to the beach.

— That’s a great idea.

— We haven’t been in a while.

— We haven’t been in a month.

— The last time we went, you almost drowned.

— No, I didn’t.

— Then why did the lifeguard dive into the water?

— I think he wanted to cool off.

— He swam right up to you.

— And then he turned right around.

— Maybe you’re right.

— Maybe we should get going.