— Do animals talk to each other?
— Of course they talk to each other.
— What do they talk about?
— They talk about other animals.
— What else do they talk about?
— They talk about food and the weather.
— Do they talk about us?
— Of course they talk about us.
— What do they say about us?
— They say that we are funny-looking.
— Ha! We’re not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.
— We’re funny-looking because we wear clothes.