— Today is Friday the thirteenth.

— That’s a bad day.

— It’s supposed to be unlucky.

— You’re supposed to stay home all day.

— That’s what I do.

— My friend stayed in a hotel on Friday the thirteenth.

— That was a mistake.

— He stayed on the thirteenth floor.

— What happened?

— Someone stole his laptop.

— He was asking for it.

— He learned his lesson. He’s home today.