— Today is Friday the thirteenth.
— That’s a bad day.
— It’s supposed to be unlucky.
— You’re supposed to stay home all day.
— That’s what I do.
— My friend stayed in a hotel on Friday the thirteenth.
— That was a mistake.
— He stayed on the thirteenth floor.
— What happened?
— Someone stole his laptop.
— He was asking for it.
— He learned his lesson. He’s home today.